Let’s split this one!

Courtney (work BFF) and I have this amazing habit of ‘splitting’ glasses of wine…  as some sort of means of moderation.  When we say it, we’re pretty convinced that we’re cheating the system.Here’s how it happens:

Should we have another glass?  

Hmmm.  Ok, but let’s split this one!  

Times 20.  Turns out, we’re not actually cheating the system.  We’re just a tiny bit drunk.