You can take the girl out of Colorado…

I just overheard an ad on my Pandora for ‘Trojan’s BareSkin Condoms.’ 

Perhaps it’s the side effects of taking Allegra-D, but I literally heard the ad and assumed it was for ‘Trojan’s Bear Skin Condoms.’  You can imagine my confusion.  Bear skin?  Like Fur?  The horror. That doesn’t even make sense. 

I think I’m going to stay away from operating any heavy machinery today.   


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