You can take the girl out of Colorado…
I just overheard an ad on my Pandora for ‘Trojan’s BareSkin Condoms.’ Perhaps it’s the side effects of taking Allegra-D, but I literally heard the ad and assumed it was for ‘Trojan’s Bear Skin Condoms.’ You can imagine my confusion. Bear skin? Like Fur? The horror. That doesn’t even make sense.
I think I’m going to stay away from operating any heavy machinery today.